The Divine Doctor Assassin and Her Green-Tea Scholar

[Green-tea male lead + assassin-doctor heroine + secret identities exposed + play the pig to eat the tiger + hilarious mystery + bickering couple] I’m the greatest assassin in the martial world, yet I got saddled with a sickly man while on a mission. At a black-market auction, he outbid me and snatched my target. I pretended to cry in public: “I’m carrying your child!” From behind the curtain, he feigned weakness. “Cough, cough… Miss, we’ve never even met.” Then he calmly bid, “One hundred taels.” We ran into each other again while searching for treasure in a ruined temple. He was so flustered he could barely hold the incense burner steady. “Miss, I’m just a scholar fleeing trouble…” Like I’d believe that! From then on, whenever I killed, he performed rites for the dead; whenever I poisoned someone, he fed them medicine. Until one day, I pressed a silver needle to his throat. “Follow me again and I’ll poison you mute.” His eyes reddened, and he clung to my sleeve with a pitiful expression. “Miss Lu, the martial world is so dangerous… I’m scared.”