Journey to the West: I Kidnap the Monkey from the Start, and Bodhi Is Losing It

After transmigrating into Journey to the West, Lin Xuan became an ordinary woodcutter on Mount Fangcun. From the start, he spotted the stone monkey who had come seeking immortality and the Way.

Knowing the plot by heart, he promptly tossed aside his hatchet, rushed over, and grabbed the monkey. “Brother, take me with you!”

When the two of them knelt before Patriarch Bodhi, the old master was dumbfounded.

What made him even more distraught was that while Sun Wukong was still diligently studying the Seventy-Two Transformations, Lin Xuan's System chimed: [Ding! Heaven-defying comprehension activated! One year of cultivation equals a hundred years for others!]

The moment the monkey had just begun learning the Somersault Cloud, Lin Xuan's spirit had already left his body and was roaming the nine heavens.

At Queen Mother of the West's Peach Banquet, in front of all the immortals, he empowered a peach pit and turned it into a celestial spirit child.

When the Bull Demon King came to provoke him, Lin Xuan casually pointed at him and turned him into a calf to pull a cart.

At last, Patriarch Bodhi sent a tearful message: “Get out! Take that monkey and get out of here! You're a variable in Heaven's plan, and he's the calamity destined to destroy the world! Go! Go knock the roadblockers in Journey to the West flying! Go! Go poke a hole in the Celestial Court for me!”