Live-Streaming Cultivation, Starting With a Low-Grade Marrow-Cleansing Pill

Good news: A cosmic big shot has taken an interest in me. I'm livestreaming my cultivation journey and rising to the top in one leap. Bad news: My master is a total prankster who treats Earth Online like a massive full-dive simulation game. My master's task: 【Perform a sword-flying routine ten thousand meters in the air】. Me, thinking: “Are you training me to be a circus performer?” The whole world: “Such immortal grace! I get it now!” My master's task: 【Grill skewers with Samadhi True Fire and earn a five-star rating from a Michelin chef】. Me, thinking: “Is the ultimate goal of cultivation to enroll in culinary school?” The whole world: “The Great Way is simple, and the natural is the true! This is the real art of cuisine!” My master's task: 【Go to the Eagle States and face an ‘interrogation’】. Me, thinking: “Master, are you trying to replace me? This is a death sentence!” The whole world: “Divine punishment! This is divine punishment! Immortal Venerable, mighty indeed!” Chen Fan (utterly hopeless): “Guys, I'm really not some Immortal Venerable. I'm just a streamer being forced to do this…” “I'm giving you this Fengming Sword.” Well, all right. That does sound pretty good.