A bandit has no wife? Then go snatch one!
“Big Brother, I kidnapped a pretty woman to be your sister-in-law!”
“Good lad. Where did you snatch her from?”
“Big Brother, there was a wedding procession at the foot of the mountain, so I went for it. I have to say, it was quite a spectacle.”
“Chief, those soldiers were all a bunch of cowards…”
Zhu Debiao was dumbstruck. “What did you say? It was an official wedding procession!”
Now that it was all settled and time had passed, Biaozi and the others still felt a little wistful. They bragged to the younger brothers, “Back in the day, the procession our chief snatched was a diplomatic marriage convoy! The woman was the Emperor of Chu of the Great Liao, and the daughter was a prince of the Great Song…”
Looking at his brothers, Zhu Debiao decided it was time to pull off another big score.
Raise your cups!
Heroes are as plentiful as carp crossing the river. Who dares say they don’t belong?
Are kings and generals born to their stations? Who dares say otherwise?
Brothers, it’s time to make a name for ourselves…
