I transmigrated into the palace as a maid, built myself into a big-shot investor by picking up trash, and even took in a bankrupt domineering CEO on the side.
He said he wanted to endure humiliation like Han Xin. I promptly shoved him into a recycling center to experience life.
“Woman, you’ve successfully caught my attention!”
“Mr. Lu, you’ve successfully wasted three seconds of my mind-reading time.”
Just as my pocket dimension reached its max level through spending, his family crisis erupted.
I tossed him a black card. “Stick with me, and you’ll have the good life.”
He hesitated. “That doesn’t seem quite right...”
I sneered. “As long as I eat enough to get nice and round, nobody can look down on me!”
Later, he became an online sensation livestreaming himself picking up trash, while I counted money backstage until my hands went numb.
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