My name is Wang Yuanbao. I’m a registered junior Daoist priest of Longhu Mountain. My main job is going hungry, and my side hustle is drawing talismans. Nine out of ten work, and the only one that does is an appetite-stimulating talisman.
After my master “encouraged” me to leave the mountain, I planned to scrape by with my half-baked skills. But a menacing blond thug tricked me into going to America to rob an Indian burial ground.
We didn’t find any gold in the grave. Instead, we uncovered a naturally airheaded girl who’d been sealed away for three thousand years, along with her strength enough to kill a cow with one punch.
Now the three of us, me, the blond guy, and the girl, make up the most unreliable “trio” in the tomb-raiding business.
I handle the spooky act, the blond guy handles the guns and demolitions, and the girl... carries the entire passage so we can run faster.
We’ve braved ancient Mayan cities, kicked in the doors of Egyptian pyramids, and even stopped for dinner at a vampire’s castle.
But I swear on our founding ancestor, all we wanted at first was... to break that damn curse and, while we were at it, stay alive!
