Salted Fish Immortal Lord and the Cold Face System

The system forces me to be an immortal, but I just want to lie down. After becoming a loser in cultivating immortals, I bound myself to the cold face system. The system says that as long as you maintain a cold personality, you can ascend while lying down. So I slumped on the cloud bed every day and said the coldest words in the most salty manner. Junior sister Qin Zuiyue approached me for a sword show, and I didn't even raise my eyebrows: "My sword will see blood when it is unsheathed." In fact, I don't know how to use a sword at all. On the day the Demon King came to the door, the system suddenly crashed. I hugged the quilt and huddled in the corner: "Brother, let's talk about it, can we wait until I wake up before we fight?" When the whole place was silent, a sigh suddenly came from the clouds. The system master named "Dark Night" appeared with his forehead raised: "Host, you don't even know how to pretend... I'd better do it myself."