There are two ancestors in Beijing, one is the cold Buddhist girl Qin Banruo, and the other is the promiscuous prince Gu Shiye, who have been fighting since childhood. Everyone thought they were incompatible with each other, until someone saw the prince holding the Buddha girl down in the alley, and said in a low voice: "Sister, I am not averse to meat and fish, and I want to have a taste of your vegetarian food."
The Buddha girl paused while twisting the beads and clasped his neck with her backhand: "What a coincidence, poor nuns specialize in overcoming evil obstacles."
I, Qin Banruo, a well-known Buddhist girl in Beijing circles, was packaged by my family to be given to my arch-rival Gu Shiye for marriage. He is the wildest wolf in the circle, but he wears prayer beads for me.
After we got married, he cornered me under the crabapple tree in the courtyard with a dangerous look in his eyes: "Everyone says that family members are merciful. Wife, please ferry me." I sneered: "I only ferry dogs." Later, the wolf held the household registration book in its mouth and cried: "Wow, ferry me."
