Adopted by Uncle Jiu, Beloved Across the Three Realms from the Start

In Uncle Jiu's world, the protagonist was an infant abandoned in a mass grave. Luckily, Uncle Jiu found him and took him home as his disciple.

After awakening the God-Tier Deity Summoning System, I discovered that summoning deities was as easy as making a phone call: every time I recited a deity's full title, not only would they arrive in an instant, but I would also receive a bonus gift pack of god-tier talents.

Even more amazingly, the Queen Mother always had the Fairy of Rosy Clouds bring me immortal fruit, the Yama Kings of the Underworld secretly told me stories, and even the Arhats of the Western Heaven greeted me with a beaming "Little Zixuan" whenever they saw me.

Watching the funeral home remain shrouded in auspicious clouds day after day, Uncle Jiu finally couldn't help sighing:

"Zixuan, tell the Queen Mother to go easy on the flower petals next time. The courtyard's almost buried."

All I could do was clutch my baby bottle and say: I'm really just an ordinary child!

Until one day, I accidentally sneezed and casually said, "All gods of the Thunder Ministry, heed my command!"

In an instant, thunderclouds blanketed the sky above all of Renjia Town, and eighty thousand Thunder Generals shouted in unison: "What are your orders, young master!"