Me and My Miserable Neighbor

"Section Chief Li! Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Gaozu of Han are fighting in the cafeteria over a bowl of spicy pepper soup!" Hearing the emergency report over the intercom, Li Jianguo, chief of the Special Incident Management Department, painfully covered his face. This was already the third "imperial-level" dispute he'd had to handle this week.

Ever since that strange energy storm, emperors from dynasties throughout history had been "delivered" to the Cui Zhu Yuan residential community under his jurisdiction, one after another, like parcels. Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng and Emperor Gaozu of Han Liu Bang bickered every day over the word "orthodoxy"; Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang was always trying to hold "court sessions" and keep everyone in line; Tang Taizong Li Shimin and Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che had formed a "Virtuous Rulers Alliance" to oppose him. And that's not even counting Consort Qi, who was always sobbing late at night about how Empress Lu had wronged her, or Emperor Huizong of Song and his son, who went weak at the knees at the sight of the Jin troops... As the only modern administrator, Li Jianguo faced soul-searching questions every day: How could he break up their fights? How could he stop Qin Shi Huang from staging a Terracotta Army parade around the neighborhood? Most troubling of all, the emperors had brought not only glorious achievements, but also tangled webs of love and hate. What would happen when Li Shimin met Emperor Yang of Sui, when Zhu Yuanzhang met Emperor Shun of Yuan, or when Emperor Chongzhen met Li Zicheng...? How would this "all-star match" spanning a thousand years end?