We Agreed to Become Immortals Together, So Why Are You Blocking the Bridge with Me?

[Fresh premise] [Empress in the making] [Delusional empress] [Fake invincibility] [Master schemer] [Bridge blockade] [Comedy] After being cheated on by his girlfriend, hitting dead ends at work, and losing at life, Ye Chen just wants to log into a nostalgic game that’s about to shut down and say goodbye to the female disciple he spent thirty thousand yuan raising from scratch. But everything goes black, and he transmigrates into the game world, becoming a rookie mortal with no means of defending himself! Just as he’s wondering how to survive in the beginner village, a peerlessly beautiful figure in white descends from the sky. “Master! Ruoli has waited for you for 998 epochs!” Ye Chen is stunned. His game character, who hadn’t logged in for three years, has not only come to life, but has become the Eternal Empress, who waited billions of years for him and is powerful enough to challenge the Heavenly Dao itself?! Even more absurdly, he awakens the [Mischief System]. As long as he keeps stirring up trouble and pulling all kinds of shameless “CS” stunts, he can copy everything his empress disciple has! And so, the most ridiculous duo in history is born. He’s the mortal master who hides behind the scenes, plotting, swindling, and studying The Art of Bluffing and Scheming. She’s the Eternal Empress, who crushes her enemies with overwhelming force, strikes wherever he points, and reads profound truths of the Great Dao into every one of her master’s “cunning tricks.” Like blowing up the secret realm’s escape teleportation array. Blocking the bridge that cultivators from rival sects must cross to leave the secret realm. Infiltrating the coalition attacking the bridge to coordinate an inside-out assault, and more... When the title of “CS Twin Stars” resounds throughout the heavens, when one prodigy and saintly heir after another is so disgusted by them that their Dao hearts crumble, and when they turn the entire cultivation universe on its head... Ye Chen finally understands: as long as you’re willing to stoop low enough, you can make the empress your CS partner and become a god or demon without lifting a finger!