I Cultivated Qi for a Million Years. All My Servants Became Immortals, While I Alone Remained Mortal

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A million years ago, he was the guardian of the universe, wielding nothing but Qi Refinement cultivation as he slew chaos and protected the Three Realms!

A million years later, his old comrades had become rulers of all worlds, and every servant by his side had attained immortality. Only he still tended his tiny plot of land, hoeing persimmons every day.

Others fought tooth and nail for divine artifacts and breakthroughs, wishing they could reach the heavens in a single leap. He, on the other hand, strolled through the market with a basket of vegetables, winning over cosmic bigshots from every corner with a feast of persimmons.

The immortals sneered, "A good-for-nothing at the Qi Refinement stage dares call himself a guardian?"

With a persimmon in his mouth, he replied casually, "So what if I'm at the Qi Refinement stage? I've got persimmons to eat and a loved one by my side. That's a lot more comfortable than fighting all day like you lot!"

When chaos descended once more and the Three Realms were on the brink of collapse, the immortals helpless to stop it, he slowly hoisted his rusty iron sword and grinned.

"Don't rush to cry. First, try the rainbow persimmons I grew. They're sweeter than all your elixirs!"

"Oh, right. I forgot to tell you: even someone at the Qi Refinement stage can slay a god!"