Don't Cry, Wukong! Your Master's Jin Chanzi Account Has Been Unbanned

Name: Don't Cry, Wukong! Your Master's Jin Chanzi Account Has Been Unbanned
Author: The Nocturnal Tea Beneath Your Feet

悟空不哭！为师金蝉子账号解封了

by The Nocturnal Tea Beneath Your Feet (足下不夜侯)

Status: Completed
Length: 752k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 9mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

When I wake up, I'm Tang Sancai, and I've become Tang Sanzang. From the start, I'm bound to the “Journey to the West 996 Merit Contract.” The Buddha makes empty promises, and the bodhisattvas push KPIs? I turn around and file a labor arbitration claim! “Go fetch the scriptures? Sign this overtime agreement first!”

Wukong raises his staff to fight a demon? “Step aside, Wukong! Let me sue him for emotional distress first!” The Queen of the Kingdom of Women wants to marry me? “Dating is fine, but you'd better pay all my social insurance!”

Watching Guanyin tremble as she holds the contract whose loopholes I've exploited, and Tathagata's blood pressure rise as he stares at the merit coins I've pocketed, I smile serenely with my palms together. “I am the monk Tang Sancai, here to deal with every grievance in the Buddhist sect. Wukong! Stop chanting! Grab your gear and help me crack Mount Ling's Wi-Fi password!”

[Synopsis: A transmigrated Tang Sanzang + workplace anti-manipulation + a ridiculous team. The story is all about using civil law to wreak havoc on heavenly rules and KPIs to drive bodhisattvas crazy. The journey for scriptures is long, but this monk knows how to deal with every grievance!]

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