Even If I Turn Gay, I'll Bend at a Ninety-Degree Angle

[Top, lighthearted, no female lead, two male leads, doctor, muscular bottom, hidden identity, a touch of ensemble-cast elements, and an illness they face together]

The Si family is a wealthy real estate clan in the imperial capital. There are two children in this generation, and the eldest, Si Ansong, is the family head.

The trouble is, Si Ansong has no interest in romance or worldly affairs.

So the responsibility of carrying on the Si family line naturally fell to Si Anhan.

But Si Anhan had a crude, mischievous streak and a rebellious nature. When he saw his family about to force him into marriage, he quickly packed himself off overseas to provide medical aid in a dangerous region. He struggled through five years and nearly lost his life there.

When Si Anhan returned home, his family didn't dare pressure him anymore. They told him to find true love on his own and lowered their standards to practically nothing: as long as the person was alive, that was enough.

Si Anhan figured that since all his buddies had turned into “gay docks,” he would definitely find himself a gorgeous female model.

Then one night, he went on a drinking binge at a bar, and an accident happened.

Fate's red thread tied the two of them tightly together.

In the end, Si Anhan found a lover who met all his requirements.

But will someone tell him why the wife he's been longing for is a man with a dick?