The Junior Sister Just Wants to Lie Low

After staying up night after night to binge a dark cultivation novel called The Eternal Demon Lord, I, a devoted lie-flat enthusiast from the 21st century, transmigrate when my emotions get the better of me.

I discover that I'm the ill-fated villainess junior sister, destined to die a gruesome death, and decide to give up and do nothing. What I don't know is that all the villains can hear my thoughts.

Eldest Senior Brother, the original story's top spouse-killer who proves his Dao through killing. Just as he's about to kill the fairy he loves, he hears: Wait! Is that face for real? Senior Brother, get a grip! Why bother proving your Dao? She's obviously going to be the mother of your future children! Simps get no house, but wolfish men can have one!

Second Senior Sister, a genius in poison arts who is consumed by love and turns to hatred in the original story. Just as she's mixing a poison to sever her feelings, she hears: Sis, shine on your own! Why fight other women? Let's open a heartless men's castration training school and corner the high-end market. Wouldn't that be a better future than fighting over some stinking man?

Third Senior Brother, a consummate actor who infiltrates various sects in the original story. Just as he's posing as a righteous young hero and delivering a line about pleading on behalf of all living beings, he hears: Pfft! Senior Brother, the Oscars owe you a statue! Next time, try playing a bankrupt businessman. I'll teach you a catchy song to brainwash them!

Fourth Senior Brother, a battle maniac who starts fights at the slightest provocation in the original story. Just as he's about to face a righteous prodigy in a duel to the death, he hears: Senior Brother, fighting is hard labor! Let's challenge him to square dancing and destroy his Dao heart with a mental attack! I've already got the Phoenix Legend soundtrack ready!

Master, who is bent on destroying the world. As he gazes down at the masses from the clouds and prepares his plan for destruction, he hears: Master, think bigger! Destroying the world is such a chore. Why not build a theme park for all six realms? Wouldn't it be great to be the chairman and make the righteous sects work for us?