(This isn't a tearjerker, I swear. Why on earth did it get tagged as one?)
[Punch the System, kick the scumbag, kiss the villain by force]
Xiong Youning lands in a tearjerker novel where the heroine's life can only be described as miserable. On her very first day, the System orders her to have a baby with the scumbag Gu Zeshen. She refuses, so the System tries to electrocute her. She plays along, then turns around and beats the System senseless. “What other ridiculous demands do you have? I'm all ears.”
The System, bruised and battered, begs, “I won't do it again... I won't...”
The scumbag tries to seduce her with false promises. “I'll marry you. Trust me, I love you.”
“Forget it. You deserve someone better. Not someone as perfect as me.”
After the scumbag loses it and tries to force himself on her, she tears away his last shred of dignity and posts it online. The scumbag is devastated: His world has come crashing down!
Next, she sets her sights on Fu Yao, the model gentleman.
The System warns her: “Dangerous person! He's a ruthless, cold-hearted villain. Don't try to win him over, or he'll feed you to the fish. Host, run!”
But she kisses Fu Yao anyway.
Everyone dies someday. Whether sooner or later, death comes for us all. If she can enjoy herself before she dies, at least she'll die fulfilled.
The System wails in despair: “I just formed a deep bond with my Host, and now she's going to die a violent death! What do I do? Help, everyone!”
