Tomb Raiding: Impersonating Zhang Qiling and Scaring Bingbing to Tears

[Transmigration + tomb raiding + livestreaming + System + wish-fulfillment] Chen Ke transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the universally despised deadweight on an adventure reality show. His teammates are a top-tier star, a washed-up action star, and a wilderness survival expert, while he is the “useless nepotism hire” getting roasted by the entire internet. The show makes him draw lots, and he pulls the tomb-raiding challenge. His teammates turn ashen, while the livestream chat floods with, “Time to bury him.” Then he activates the System and gains Qilin blood, a black-gold ancient blade, and the Sixteen-Character Feng Shui Secret Art... A tide of corpse-Gu insects surges toward him? He captures the king with his bare hands and calmly wipes them clean. A sinister presence blocks the way in a bizarre underwater cave? One slash drives it back, and his blood suppresses every evil spirit. A thousand-year-old blood demon bursts out of its coffin? His mirror shines like a torch, revealing the true form of the Son of Heaven. While the other teams are still competing to show off their abs, Chen Ke has already begun hard-core tomb-raiding livestreams with his celebrity teammates, watched by hundreds of millions. The director roars wildly from backstage: “Hurry! Point every camera at him! This show is going down in history!” But when an eminent archaeologist calls in the middle of the night, his voice grave, saying, “Young friend, that thing you dug up... might not be a prop for the show,” Chen Ke realizes things are getting serious.