Love-Brained Guys Aren't Covered by Insurance, So Your Harem Is Mine

[One Heroine, Many Love Interests + Absurd Comedy + Feel-Good Story + No Cheating + A Heroine Who Never Stops Talking] Cheng You stayed up all night working on illustrations, only to transmigrate by accident into a fantasy novel where she became the heroine’s disposable coworker. The original heroine was a white fox and an intern who cared only about romance, not her work performance, so Cheng You had to pick up the slack. When the heroine wasn’t qualified for a promotion, she stole Cheng You’s clients. When she lacked the demonic power to maintain her human form, she drained Cheng You’s life force. Was this any way to live? At her breaking point, Cheng You quit on the spot and ran. She wasn’t going to be anyone’s miserable, overworked lackey without a shred of dignity. Her new coworkers were all good to her, but Cheng You knew the plot and didn’t dare let her guard down. The brooding, devoted black fox CEO saw the original heroine as his one true love and eventually gave his life for her. The wealthy, flirtatious Paradise Bird investor lavished money on the original heroine just to make her smile, only to find he wasn’t even her backup plan. The genius chinchilla coworker saw the original heroine as his salvation and gifted her several award-winning designs, only to get a “Thanks, you’re a good person” in return. But ever since Cheng You showed up, the whole atmosphere had changed. The CEO no longer pored over old photos of the original heroine as a child, as he used to do whenever he had a spare moment. Instead, he frantically dodged Cheng You, even shouting, “Our company has no plans to go public! Give me the proposal for the meeting the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow!” The investor stopped throwing money at the original heroine, too. Now he fed Cheng You delicious treats every day, afraid she might suddenly decide to pluck his beautiful feathers for clothes again. The genius coworker brought his finished designs to Cheng You first, waiting for her to pat him on the head and tell him he was the best cub in the world. The original heroine slowly typed a question mark. Wait, wasn’t this supposed to be a romance novel? Why were my fish helping another woman build her career?!