Beast Taming: A Tom from the Start, and the Whole Tone Goes Off the Rails!

I transmigrated into the body of Tom Cat and was chasing Jerry when a despairing campus belle mistook me for an F-rank trash beast and contracted me. Now the whole school laughs at her for being a pretty face who contracted a useless pet. And so, the serious world of beast tamers begins to fall apart. My opponent summons an S-rank dragon, and I whip out Ryujin Jakka and ask if it wants to feel the heat. A genius brags about his sure-kill move, so I unleash Unlimited Blade Works and show him what a full artillery barrage looks like. When a demon god from another world descends and everyone trembles in fear, the campus belle looks at me helplessly. “Quit messing around and use those ridiculous abilities of yours to figure something out!” I lick my paw, completely unfazed. If anything, I feel like rolling for a new skin.