I Said I'd Phone It In, but My Fans Insisted I Become a Top-Tier Star

After getting bound to the “Anti-Grind King” System, I became the happiest slacker in show business.

A top-tier star on a talent show told me to carry his shoes? I tied his shoelaces to the camera instead!

A variety-show director demanded that we train at dawn? I moved into the recording hall with my pillow!

A clickbait account told me to get out of show business? I livestreamed a lesson on how to claim unemployment benefits for my haters!

All I wanted was to quietly slack off, but the System's rewards were just too good.

Then, during the hidden talent segment, I casually played a lost guzheng piece, and the Intangible Cultural Heritage Association called the production crew all night long.

The top-tier star's fans barked: “It's scripted! He can't even tie his shoelaces!”

The head of the heritage association calmly replied: “Who told you shoelaces and the guzheng use the same string?”