Interstellar High Martial Arts: From Trash-Talking Loser to Supreme Martial Lord

Absurd Comedy + High Martial Arts + Leveling Up + Battles + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Snark

Luo Kong, an F-rank loser who just wants to laze around, accidentally smears his blood on an ancient bronze lamp while being bullied by an upperclassman. From then on, he's forced down a path of snarky comebacks and turning his life around.

The legacy of Erlang Shen? Ever heard of scientific cultivation? While others cultivate through insight, he earns his tuition by eating and ghostwriting love letters.

While others fight with passion, he uses his Heavenly Eye to see through his instructor's pants, then signs a non-disclosure agreement.

When his archenemy proclaims his conquest beneath the stars, Luo Kong pulls out a megaphone: "Bad dialogue! Even online novels don't write like this anymore!"

When the Zerg swarm's hive bears down on them, he enthusiastically hawks his wares over the army-wide channel: "Custom Zerg specimens, with an autograph from the Divine Lord included!"

From the academy's laughingstock to a wrecking ball on the battlefield, Luo Kong proves with his actions that the end of the universe isn't a sea of stars. It's a joyful paradise ruled by his square dancing and outrageous banter!