The Pawnshop of Time

[Hilarious Fantasy] Su Mo woke up in a fantasy world and found himself saddled with a debt of ten thousand years of his lifespan from the start! Luckily, he awakened the Equivalent Pawn System, which made him absolutely invincible inside his pawnshop. From then on, cultivators lined up to pawn their treasures: the saintess pawned her lovestruck brain, the Sword God put up his beard as collateral, and the old demon washed away his karmic debts... Su Mo crossed his legs and said, “Welcome! We treat every customer fairly, and guarantee you'll leave stronger and smiling!” Wait, Chosen One, how about selling that protagonist's halo of yours...?