Tomb Raiding: Doomed to Die in Three Chapters? I Captured Xiao Ge Instead

(A brand-new story, unrelated to the original. If that bothers you, please don’t read. The characters are out of character, and this has nothing to do with the original.)

I transmigrated into a tomb-raiding world, and from the start I was stuck on a ghost ship where death was all but certain. I panicked.

Luckily, the [Comedic Netizen Comments System] activated!

[Holy crap! The streamer’s a girl? Even the King of Hell would say this is a tragic way to start!]

[Host is in mortal danger. Would you like to open the beginner’s gift pack?]

“Open it! Crank it up until sparks fly!”

[Congratulations! You’ve obtained the passive skill Danger Sense (Beginner)!]

[Mandatory quest issued: Find the key figure Zhang Qiling within thirty minutes! Failure penalty: an intimate party with a sea monkey~]

Watching the all-knowing army of commenters guide me in real time, I finally got it!

“Streamer, turn left. There’s a sea monkey in that ventilation duct!”

“Quick! The hardcore fans have marked out Little Brother’s hot spots on the map. Copy their answers!”

With the help of these hilarious netizens, not only did I survive, I even managed to capture a wild Little Brother!

Wu Sansheng: “How did you survive?”

Me, with an innocent expression: “I got lucky.”

Comments: [Hahaha, look at her lying through her teeth with a straight face! Streamer, you’re the best!]

From then on, I acted meek and timid on the surface, while following the comments’ advice to strike back hard. I went on a rampage through the tomb-raiding world!