How Can a Man Like Me Be Bound to a God-Tier Green Tea System?

When I was bound to the "God-Tier Green Tea System," I was completely bewildered.

Then the System issued a task: "Tell the handsome guy passing by, 'Your abs look amazing, big brother.'"

I forced myself to say it, and the tips of his ears turned red. "Want to feel them?"

After that, the campus heartthrob, the department heartthrob, and the student council president all turned against each other over me.

The System suddenly issued a warning: "Extreme possessiveness detected in target..."

"Run away immediately. They want to lock you up!"