My Coach Benched Me, and His Wife Told Me to Cool Off

[Slam Dunk setting + weak-to-trashy protagonist + no single heroine + no basketball experience required to enjoy]

If you want a pure basketball story, read something else! Basketball is just the backdrop! Two-handed dribbling, keep your eyes on the game!

Cao Chao is a loser at an obscure school in the world of Slam Dunk.

As the basketball team's point guard, his daily duties are mopping the floor, picking up balls, and organizing equipment.

Then one day, he comes across a mysterious object, and a ghost pops out of it.

The ghost says: [F*, S**, sign a contract with me already! I can't wait to play basketball.]

[I, the greatest basketball emperor in history, am standing right in front of you. What are you hesitating for?]

[You're already garbage. Can you get any worse?]

And so, Cao Chao makes a pact with this foul-mouthed, lecherous Basketball Emperor.

Years later, he has a ring on every finger.

A priest stands before him.

[Greatest Basketball Emperor, will you use your ten championship rings to propose to them?]

Cao Chao wiggles his fingers and says,

[No.]

[I mean, I have more than ten rings...]