Everyone's a Protagonist? But I'm a Stat Monster!

[Hilarious Cultivation + A Cast of Goofballs + Subverting the Usual Tropes + Easygoing Daily Life + No System + Ensemble Cast]

He Wuming is a pure stat monster, with cultivation talent maxed out, yet the Empress herself calls off their engagement on the day of his coming-of-age ceremony.

Even more absurdly, the broken engagement turns into a wedding banquet on the spot: his father and the Empress hit it off, and his ex-girlfriend immediately becomes his stepmother!

Forced to join Tianyuan Sect, he finds that his master is a sword cultivator so broke he rents out the main peak and is obsessed with livestreaming for spirit stones. His senior brothers and sisters are either writing smut for extra cash or are marmot demons who steal horses. Even the background-character teammate by his side has an “old man in long johns” hiding in his pants, scheming to seize his body.

They use an electric stove to make pills, rely on basic sword techniques to fight, play word games with evil cultivators before taking on missions, and have to bring a bunch of bizarre teammates along to bicker during their outdoor training.

He Wuming says, “Forget the great path of cultivation. If your stats are high enough, even a team of weirdos can absolutely wreck everyone!”

And so, Tianyuan Sect gains a ridiculous legend: a stat monster leads a band of oddballs, goofing off as they level up, paying off the sect’s loans along the way and turning their livestream into the cultivation world’s top-tier star...