Born with the Fate of a Lone Star, So Why Do I Have Daoist Companions Everywhere?

[A sea of Dao companions + playing the fool + a nonsensical useless System + a mischievous male lead who’s serious now and then + emotional push and pull]

Good news: I transmigrated, got a System, and was born with a red trait.

Bad news: The System is broken, I’m pathetically weak, and my trait, “Doomed to Die Alone,” makes women hate me.

Ye Gou spends every day worrying that one of those terrifying female cultivators will casually crush him to death.

[Warning! The Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect is approaching! Immediate suicide recommended to preserve your chastity!]

Ye Gou doesn’t hesitate. He flings a handful of lime powder at her!

The Holy Maiden, covering her eyes bashfully: He’s so bad. I love him.

[Warning! The Azure Lotus Sword Immortal has locked onto your aura! Fatality rate: 100%!]

Ye Gou bursts into tears. “Heroine, you can have all my spirit stones. Just don’t kill me!”

The Sword Immortal sheaths her sword. “Those are my dowry. Since you’ve accepted them, I’m yours now.”

Ye Gou: ???

Is everyone in this generation of female cultivators terrible at reading comprehension?

Stop imagining things! I’m really just a wandering cultivator who’s greedy for life and afraid of death!