[National Fortune + System + Dark Cultivation Cuisine + Mindless Entertainment + Multiple Heroines]
Countries wage war through food, staking their national fortunes! Sakura Country's sushi can bring dead trees back to life, while France's foie gras summons birds to gather like phoenixes before them. Huaxia has lost three rounds in a row, and disaster is looming! At this critical moment, a dark-circled shut-in is shoved onto the battlefield, carrying nothing but a pack of instant noodles and a can of cola.
“I'm dying laughing! The Dragon Kingdom has no one left, so they send this guy to compete!”
“This is an insult to five thousand years of culinary civilization!”
The world mocks them, and the people despair.
But then he serves the judges a plate of “Lazy Gamer's Phoenix Wings,” or cola chicken wings.
The judges take one bite and burst into tears. A phantom divine phoenix soars into the sky behind them!
“My heavens! What divine flavor is this? I can taste the love of a mother in this cola!”
When he serves “Primordial Chaos Reversion Soup,” or instant noodle broth,
all the judges reach enlightenment on the spot. Radiant clouds fill the sky as Huaxia's golden dragon of national fortune roars into the heavens!
The whole world goes mad, begging him to reveal his divine recipes.
But Pang Mian couldn't care less. He takes the beautiful disciples from the other countries he defeated home with him and quietly starts playing video games.
Asked for an interview, the “God of Cooking,” fresh from a gaming session, yawns. “What recipes? It's just instant noodles and cola. Don't bother me. I'm going home to play games with my girlfriend!”