Naruto: Maoshan Arts and a Rebel's Defiant Streak

I transmigrated into Naruto and became an utterly ordinary orphan in Konohagakure, but I was bound to the [Strongest Rebel System]. The Third Hokage patiently taught me: believe in the Will of Fire, learn ninjutsu, and become a tool for protecting the village. So, at the Ninja Academy graduation exam, I pulled out Maoshan talismans and turned the exam’s genjutsu barrier into a haunted house filled with a hundred ghosts! Kakashi Hatake’s dead-fish eyes went wide. “Genin these days... have evolved to the point where they can summon the dead?” Jiraiya had intended to teach me the Summoning Technique, but I turned the tables and changed the toad contract of Mount Myōboku into a “Contract of the Underworld.” What I summoned wasn’t a toad, but the Black and White Impermanence, brandishing spiked clubs! In Orochimaru’s laboratory, he showed me the forbidden technique Impure World Reincarnation. In the spirit of academic inquiry, I helped him “improve” it. As a result, the resurrected Hokage from past generations immediately formed a circle and started doing square dances! Orochimaru’s tongue twisted. “Th-this isn’t scientific!” During the Konoha Crush, when faced with Shukaku, the One-Tail, I meant to use a “Deity Summoning Technique” to call in a powerful ally. But I stuck the incense crookedly, and the phantom of Xiaotian Quan came down instead, chasing Shukaku around and biting its way through half of Konoha! Tsunade roared in the hospital, “Put him on the wanted list! He’s even more destructive than Orochimaru!” On a mission to Amegakure, I accidentally mistook Nagato’s Demonic Statue of the Outer Path for crafting material and nearly refined the Ten-Tails’ empty shell into a Maoshan guardian deity! Faced with the joint pursuit order from the Five Great Shinobi Villages, Zhang Zifeng spread his hands with an innocent look. “I really am just a scholar-ninja who loves traditional culture. All of this... was a beautiful accident!” And Kaede was there too.