League of Legends S5: Players Say, How the Hell Am I Supposed to Learn This?

In 2025, all-around master Zhou Feng woke up to find himself back in Season 5. Everywhere he looked, there were cavemen with “bright futures ahead.” While his opponents were still using the “family heirloom trick of camping in the triangular brush,” he was already teaching future warding techniques that made you “invisible from the start.” While his teammates gaped at the R-Flash as if it were a miracle, his library of clips had 108 even flashier geometric combos. He’d thought his tutorial videos would enlighten everyone, but the comments beneath every upload were always a perfectly orderly chorus: “My brain: I’ve got it. My hands: How the hell am I supposed to learn this?” Then one day, he pulled off a flawless combo and tower-dived to solo-kill Faker. The entire server finally began to realize that this “monster” existed…