Live-Streaming My Cultivation: Daoist, Add Another Hour!

I, Xuan Qingzi, make money for electricity bills by livestreaming fortune-telling.

I set crooked bosses straight, and the whole internet calls me its judge.

Little do they know I collect merit from people's emotions and cultivate an immortal path of karma.

"May boundless blessings be upon you, Celestial Worthy! Three readings today, each better than the last!"

When inner demons descend upon the city, the Anomaly Management Bureau begs me to step in.

I smile at the camera. "Folks, lend me just a tiny bit of your positive energy..."