I Thrived After Stumbling into Another World

Shang Jue is a modern-day corporate drone. The peak moment of his life was when a belch from Black Impermanence scared his soul right out of his body. “What? You’re sending me to the Eighteenth Level of Hell?” “The underworld is terrifying when it plays favorites!” So he punched the Judge, kicked the ghost guards aside, and barged into the Six Paths of Reincarnation. Who could have guessed there’d be a real schemer in the Six Paths? He kicked Shang Jue straight into a spatial rift, and Shang Jue was reincarnated in another world as the heir to the Prince of Zhenbei. One day, five-year-old Shang Jue took his lackeys out to experience the life of a spoiled young master. Shang Jue: “Old man, I want wife cakes. No cakes, just a wife!” The old man shoved his granddaughter forward. “You can have my granddaughter! And all the cakes too!” Then he hightailed it out of there... Shang Jue was dumbfounded. He looked at the little girl with her huge, sparkling eyes. “How about I take you to the government office and help you find your grandpa?” To his surprise, the little girl tilted her head at him and timidly tugged on his sleeve. “Husband?” Shang Jue: “o(╥﹏╥)o... Has this heir just been scammed?” Years later, satellites orbit the Fengxian Continent, base stations dot the land, and everyone has a phone. Online dating is all the rage. 【East Sea Snake Lady】: Are you Xu Xian? I heard you’ve got the guts to sleep with snakes. Want to meet up in person? 【I’m Xu Xian and I Sleep with Snakes】: … In the real world, a scholar named Xu Xian is hiding under his bed, trembling. “Guys, does anyone get this? I picked a random username, and the real East Sea Snake Lady actually tracked me down. Now she wants to meet up in person. What do I do? Please answer ASAP, I’m freaking out!”