The System Pays Me to Play Nakajima Atsushi as a Cunning Schemer

An outsider is bound to the Pain-to-Profit System and plays the government-route version of Atsushi Nakajima: he can earn huge sums of money by tormenting himself or making others suffer. The System constantly blocks out his true thoughts, so no one in the Detective Agency, the Port Mafia, or the Scriptwriting Group can see through him.

The story features Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, bound by an obsession, and a headcanon Izumi Kyoka whose suffering and life are rewritten into happiness. The protagonist grows and rises to the ranks of the Transcendent. There are also fictional modern-world watch-along segments: he becomes a top-tier star in the 2D world, and his unintentional antics end up driving fanworks to new heights.

Current plot: White Tigers from three world lines gather in one place. Beneath the lighthearted, humorous daily life lie hidden struggles for power and clashes between abilities.

Genderbending fan interpretation | Plenty of personal headcanons | Mentions CP jokes (TachiChu, AkuAtsu, etc.), but romance is not the main plot, so proceed with caution if this bothers you | No outline, updates whenever | Light and funny, with hidden angst

This is fictional. Please do not conflate it with reality.