“Teyvat… is finished…”
When Furina, soaked to the skin and trembling, crawled out of my 40-inch monitor, I thought I was hallucinating from staying up too late.
Overnight, Genshin Impact vanished from the entire internet, replaced by Hilichurls and Slimes wandering the streets, along with the indescribable whispers of the Abyss.
The good news: I awakened the [Eye of Truth and Illusion], which lets me see the data of all things and copy character skills!
The bad news: Something seems off about my life as a “savior.”
A good-for-nothing Hydro Archon who can do nothing but eat cake lives in my house;
I run into a shady Archon who only knows how to put things on credit using “universal rationality”;
I'm forced to accept a Raiden Shogun who can poison people with her cooking as my “guardian”;
Even when I order takeout, the delivery driver is Acting Grand Master Jean, who only knows how to shout, “For Mondstadt!”
To keep this bunch of “divine beings” fed, I was forced to become a full-time monster hunter.
But as the worlds continued to merge, I discovered that something was sealed inside Furina…
“Mortal! The stage is set. What are you waiting for?”
“I'm waiting until I pay off this damn Huabei bill!”
