The Number One Villain of the Cultivation World

Eight-year-old Lin Xiaohu is the number-one little menace in Lin Family Village. His proudest moment is stealing a peach at the village entrance with a bubble of snot hanging from his nose. Little does he know that he'll end up bringing home an immortal master, and even “packing up” his genius little sister to join him on the path to cultivation.

From then on, the Xuantian Sect has two prodigies with very unusual styles:

While others fly on swords, he wields a spatula, insisting that “food is the people's first necessity.” While others draw talismans, he draws “Beat-Me-Up Talismans” that make anyone who sees them want to pick a fight. While others have phoenixes and qilins for spirit beasts, his is the big yellow dog from the village, an expert at attacking below the belt...

And when the apocalypse arrives and no one can laugh anymore, the least dependable boy of all wipes the tears from his sister's face and stands between the world and its destruction.

“Old man, I'm the one protecting this world.” He grins, revealing his two trademark little tiger teeth. “If you want to mess with it, it'll cost you extra!”