You All Like Giving Me Nice Guy Cards, Huh?!

“Fan, listen to me. Today is your judgment day! We’re graduating. If you don’t make a move now, you’ll never get another chance!”

East Sea University, Boys' Dormitory 404.

Wang the Chubby clapped Lin Fan on the shoulder, spittle flying. His 200-jin frame made the bed creak under the strain.

Lin Fan was an utterly ordinary student in the computer science department at East Sea University. He was good-looking and gentle, and his only special talent was his willingness to help others. Picking up meals, fixing computers, saving seats... Over four years, he had made plenty of friends on campus and earned himself a resounding nickname: “the Good Guy.”

“But... I...” Lin Fan hesitated. He was used to quietly giving to others, but lacked the courage to take a relationship even one step further.

“But nothing!” Wang the Chubby said, exasperated. “The campus beauty Su Muxue, the cool goddess; your childhood sweetheart Xia Wanqing, the sweet girl next door; top student Chen Siyao, the sophisticated older-sister type! You’ve been secretly in love with them for three whole years. You have to settle things today! If you succeed, college ends on a perfect note! If you fail, at least you’ll have closure for your youth! Otherwise, you’re a coward!”

Lin Fan worked up his courage and confessed to the three beautiful girls he admired, one after another. The result was predictable: a triple kill...