Late in the Apocalypse, I Sell Zombies in My Livestream

[Absurd laughs + punishing livestream grind + apocalypse profiteer + cute zombie pets + thinking big]

The late apocalypse: zombies everywhere? No, business opportunities everywhere!

I'm Lin Zhou. From the start, I awakened the Zombie Capitalist System and started livestreaming zombie sales. Who else gets me, folks?

Housekeeping zombies mop floors and wash dishes, pretty zombies dance online, and even special-ops zombies are getting sucked into the 996 grind!

I thought I was on my way to the top, until I picked up a handsome zombie with amnesia--

He can not only fix code and modify programs, but seems to have an innate knack for military defense planning!

The goddess of law enforcement keeps checking up on me, and a mysterious organization threatens to raid my home.

As the whole world's attention turns to my livestream, the zombie suddenly grabs my shoulder:

"Boss, stop selling stuff... it's time to reclaim humanity's lost territory."

I catch a flash of golden light in his eyes and fall into deep thought:

Are all employees this competitive these days?!

[Note: This story is hilariously absurd. Please don't read while eating, or you might spray food everywhere and hit innocent bystanders.]