Great Ming: Your Majesty, This Prescription Is All Wrong!

Synopsis: My soul traveled into the Ming dynasty, where I became a little eunuch on the verge of starving to death at the foot of Coal Hill, just as the Chongzhen Emperor was about to hang himself. In my moment of despair, Qin Feng awakened the [God-Tier Prescription System]!

System diagnosis: Host suffers from “hunger-induced blurry vision” and needs emergency medication!

Prescription: [2 Original Recipe Chicken, 2 hamburgers, 2 egg tarts, 3 pairs of grilled wings, 2 fries, 500 ml cola]

Qin Feng swallowed a dose of this “powerful medicine” and gained the strength to lift a giant cauldron! He yanked Chongzhen down from the crooked tree.

Chongzhen: “Eunuch Qin, what kind of immortal elixir is this?”

Qin Feng: “Your Majesty, this is the ‘Ten-Tonic Hamburger’!”

And so the Ming dynasty began to take a strange turn.

The Brocade Guards chomped on spicy wings as they flourished their Embroidered Spring Sabers, while every man in the Guan Ning cavalry charged into battle with a cup of cola and a head full of fizz!

Li Zicheng: “Good heavens! Why are his ‘Fried Chicken Warriors’ invulnerable to swords and spears?!”

Hong Taiji: “Report! The Ming army has introduced a tube called the ‘Italian Cannon’ that can spray iron pellets across the sky!” (It was actually a popcorn machine Qin Feng redeemed.)

Qin Feng: “Your Majesty, the realm is sick and needs strong medicine. Since the imperial physicians can't do the job, let this servant take care of it!”