I Only Sing Dingdong Chicken, and I Only Write Hakimi Songs

From the start, he was dumped in a stinking ditch, blacklisted for three years, and left penniless!

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Lin Feng was overjoyed, only to discover that a predatory contract meant he couldn’t sing at all!

“Damn it! Are you messing with me?”

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“AI? That’s exactly what I need!”

With a ruthless look in his eyes, Lin Feng exchanged for the crummiest free AI available and turned the System’s hit song “Naive Eraser” into the workplace misery anthem “Can Monday Give Me a Break for Once?”

“Damn Monday!”

A tinny AI voice and hypnotic mambo beats gave birth to a brand-new piece of “abstract Hachiware music”!

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Overnight, the video went viral! His popularity skyrocketed! A beautiful company owner showed up at his door with a contract!

His former employer was furious. “Why does this song sound so much like Lin Feng’s style? Wasn’t he blacklisted?”

Lin Feng sneered. “That’s right, Lin Feng was blacklisted. But what does that have to do with me, ‘Friday Night Owl Champion’?”

Popularity points came in, and he exchanged them for the proposal for “A Bite of China.” He sold it straight to a TV station and made a fortune!

More popularity points came in, and he exchanged them for a top-tier RVC voice library. He trained an AI virtual singer and held an online concert, selling out every ticket!

His former employer wanted to jump on the Hachiware music trend? Lin Feng released a classical crossover version of “Canon x Hachiware” and showed them what a whole different league looked like!

“Don’t mess with me. I’m not just a musical genius, I’m a damn cheat!”