I transmigrated into the Three Kingdoms era and became Zhang Fei, just in time for the Oath of the Peach Garden. Liu Bei was going on about his grand dream of restoring the Han dynasty.
In my previous life, I was a top history student. I slapped the table and said, “Big Brother, stop dreaming! The Han dynasty is rotten to the core. Your benevolence and morality are worth less than a fart!
“You want to restore the Han dynasty? You have no soldiers, no money, and no territory. How exactly are you going to do it?”
I immediately grabbed my second brother, Guan Yu. “Second Brother, we’ve both got real talent. How long are we going to follow Big Brother around, crying every day? Why not strike out on our own? I know how the realm’s going to unfold, and you’re the greatest warrior under heaven. There ought to be a place in this world for us brothers!”
Guan Yu: “Third Brother makes a good point!”
Liu Bei was dumbfounded. “Third Brother, you… how dare you?!”
“Let’s see if I dare!” I awakened the Hegemony System. Every city I conquered and every great general I recruited brought me a reward. From the start, I talked Guan Yu into joining me, got Zhao Yun before anyone else could, and took the Red Hare ahead of Cao Cao.
While Liu Bei was still weeping in Xinye, I, Zhang Fei, already ruled the nine commanderies of Jingxiang, with a powerful army ready to conquer the realm!
