The Super Bug of the Cultivation World

Overworked programmer Chen Mo dies of exhaustion, only to be reborn as an abandoned demonic cultivator in the world of immortal cultivation. All he wants is to lie flat and take it easy. But he soon discovers that this cultivation world is actually a “ruthless megacorporation”:

· Cultivation means serving as a biological battery, heavenly tribulations are KPI evaluations, and ascension means earning eternal “blessings.”

Just as he’s about to give up for good, he unexpectedly becomes a super BUG the System can’t delete: the [Cocoon of Time Slots]. It lets him pause time, but the catch is that he has to fill out an “Abnormal Time Use Request Form” using only his mind!

From then on, everything takes a wild turn:

· In a duel, he pauses time to tie a bow on a flying sword.

· When in danger, he sprays “chaos code,” making an elder hug a pill furnace and yell for his mother.

· When the System sends an antivirus panda after him, he counters with an application form and turns it into the guild’s divine beast.

When the company’s “formatting” audit arrives, Chen Mo is furious! He joins forces with a band of oddballs: a muscular monk who dreams of opening a gym, and a bankrupt sword immortal who delivers takeout on a flying sword. Together, they found the “Battery Rights Protection Union.”

They hack into the System and change the KPI to “daily step count,” sending the entire cultivation world on a joyful rampage. Then they use a PowerPoint presentation full of empty words to bring the cold-hearted evaluation robot to its knees.

Finally, when the company’s central brain tempts him with a “permanent position,” Chen Mo pulls out a PowerPoint presentation shimmering with code and says:

“Boss, stop making empty promises. Your company belongs to all of us ‘batteries’ now.”

This is a hilarious tale of fighting exploitation by slacking off, and overturning the rules with workplace savvy!