Me, Fang Xiaoru’s Younger Brother: What’s This About Li Er?

Good news: I transmigrated and became the descendant of a distinguished family.

Bad news: I’m Fang Xiaoru’s younger brother, and I’m about to get the deluxe “execution of ten clans” package.

Even better news: I met a sworn elder brother who can fight!

Even worse news: His name is Li Er, and his father is Li Yuan!

I’m stunned.

Big brother, did you get the wrong script? This is the Ming dynasty! We’re in the middle of the Jingnan Campaign, live!

Zhu Di’s pursuers are shouting behind us: “Catch the Fang family’s surviving traitors!”

Li Shimin is analyzing the situation beside me: “This road is blocked. We must find a side path and break through. Don’t panic, younger brother!”

Me: “Don’t panic?! How can I not panic?! You’re an emperor from the Tang dynasty, and I’m a condemned man from the Ming dynasty. Zhu Di’s going to freeze when he sees this pairing, then celebrate like crazy!”

Everyone: “???”

Li Shimin: “Younger brother, what do you mean by that?”

I’m on the verge of tears. “Second brother, don’t ask. Let’s just say the secrets of Heaven cannot be revealed!”

(Heavens, what are you trying to do? Is Ying Zheng going to show up next?)

Run! If we don’t hurry, Zhu Di will bundle us up and offer us as a sacrifice to Heaven!