After Swapping Bodies with My Husband, I Took the World by Storm

After three years of marriage, Qiao Yan and Jiang Xu were worse than a fake couple. At least fake couples stand together for show in the family group chat or at company meetings. Jiang Xu never went out with her, and acted as if Qiao Yan didn’t exist. On their wedding day, if circumstances had allowed it, Qiao Yan would have carried his black-and-white portrait and gone through the ceremony alone. She could just pretend she’d married a dead man. But things didn’t go as planned. Grandma wanted to meet her great-grandchild before she died and wouldn’t stop pestering them. Her awful in-laws kept finding trouble every day to force her into a divorce. On top of that, she was subjected to relentless emotional abuse by a father who didn’t care about her, a mother who didn’t love her, and a useless younger brother. Qiao Yan finally flipped the table. Anyone who wanted this miserable marriage could have it. Unexpectedly, on the night they divorced, she and Jiang Xu switched bodies. Looking at Jiang Xu, who didn’t even have the right to make him sneeze, Qiao Yan smiled. “Jiang Xu, are you begging me? Come on, say it louder. I can’t hear you.” The first thing Jiang Xu did after the body swap was grab himself by the throat and say, “Qiao Yan, switch us back, now. How could you stoop so low? You even used sorcery just to have a baby with me. Do you know how serious it’ll be if we can’t switch back?” Qiao Yan pretended not to hear. “How serious could it be? Your parents chasing you around every day, telling you to get divorced? Or Grandma’s daily nourishing soup? Oh, and your childhood sweetheart will be heartbroken. Yeah, sounds pretty serious. But what can we do? How about you stab me? It’s your body, after all!” Jiang Xu tried every trick in the book to switch them back, but nothing worked. By the time they finally could, he didn’t want to anymore. “Wifey, I’ve put on a face mask and applied my essence tonight. When are you coming back? Be good…”