From the Start, I Ran a Funeral Parlor, and Selling My Paper Effigies Can Bring Me Back to Life

[Laid-Back Shopkeeper + Law of Cause and Effect + Mysterious Cultivation + High-Martial Arts City + Invincible Protagonist]

Lin Mo's life goal was to spend his days lying flat in the rundown funeral parlor his family had passed down to him.

Then he awakened the [Underworld Errand-Running System], and everything started to go off the rails.

Customer A: “Boss, I'll take a ‘Seven-Day Soul-Calling Paper Doll.’ I want to ask where my old man hid his secret stash!”

Customer B: “Master, please sell me a ‘Karmic Flame Incense Stick.’ I want that wife-killing scumbag to suffer a horrible death!”

Customer C: “Master Lin, help! I've gone berserk practicing martial arts. Quick, give me a ‘Heart-Calming Breakthrough Wreath’!”

What he sells isn't tangible goods, but one-time services that manipulate “karma.”

Paper dolls can contact spirits, incense can claim lives, and even a humble wreath can decide the fate of the world!

While the world's top martial artists fought to the death in the global tournament, Lin Mo set up a little stall beneath the stands.

Injured genius: “I'll buy three bundles of ‘Life-Extending Spirit Money’!”

Archrival: “C-can I buy a ‘Reconciliation Paper Ox’?”

Champion: “Every victory I've won is thanks to the ‘Victory-Assured Paper Sword’ Master Lin sold me!”

Every faction revered him as a god and feared him like a ghost.

Then, when gods and demons from another world descended to devour the world and the strongest fighters everywhere were powerless to stop them,

Lin Mo quietly closed his shop and hung up a sign:

“New arrival: [Gods' Twilight Package]. God-slaying services available. No haggling.”

Only then did everyone realize that it wasn't a funeral parlor he ran, but the final resting place for the gods!