My Mad Dad Became a Househusband, and I Took Over the Capital

[A three-and-a-half-year-old scheming little dumpling vs. her unhinged, grudge-bearing dad: This family would fall apart without me!]

Shen Ruanruan transmigrates into a book and becomes the biological daughter of Xiao Wuqi, the greatest villain in the story.

Looking at the disheveled, handsome man before her, who does nothing but clutch a feather duster and sneer, she falls into deep thought:

Wasn’t he supposed to be sinister and ruthless, with power over the entire court? Why is he now reduced to a body full of resentment and half a cupboard of liquor bottles?

She rises onto her tiptoes and delivers a devilish whisper in her babyish voice:

“Do you want the empire? Do you want beautiful women? Join forces with me, and the whole world will be ours!”

Xiao Wuqi looks down at the little dumpling who doesn’t even reach his knee and scoffs:

“Come back when you’ve been weaned.”

But gradually, the whole court is horrified to discover:

The regent who used to drink himself into a stupor and go berserk has started taking notes while studying The Essential Guide to Parenting;

The ruthless living King of Hell actually shows up at someone’s door with a forty-meter broadsword because they said his daughter was “raised without a mother”;

Most terrifying of all, his own daughter has charmed him into grinning from ear to ear. He brags every day: “My Ruanruan memorized three more poems today!”

Then one day, Xiao Wuqi discovers that his “sweet and adorable” little dumpling has secretly founded the “Crown Prince Faction” in the capital.

He watches a whole crowd of officials’ sons kneel and call her “Boss,” then falls silent for the time it takes an incense stick to burn.

At last, he takes a deep breath, turns, and heads straight for the imperial palace:

“Forget it. Let’s just start a rebellion. It’s time my daughter took the throne.”