Honghuang: I Stripped the Two Sages of the West Bare and Became a Sage!

“Ziyuan, at this rate, I’m afraid I’ll soon have nothing left to teach you.” Thus spoke the Sage Taishang Laozi, voicing a humblebrag of a concern. It all began when Lin Yuan transmigrated as a tiny purple lotus and bound himself to the Heavenly Fortune Choice System. One drop of Chaos Immortal Liquid sent his cultivation soaring like a rocket. The Three Pure Ones competed to take him as a disciple, but he chose to become a student of the strongest, Taishang, making him the foremost disciple of the Three Pure Ones. From then on, a legend arose in the Primordial World. Yuanshi Tianzun was filled with regret: “Why didn’t I act first back then?!” Sect Master Tongtian scolded in exasperation: “Duobao, look at your senior brother!” Duobao, held up as “the child everyone should learn from,” had long since crumbled inside. “Please, can you all act like human beings? Is this rate of cultivation even reasonable?!”