Retired Deity, Working Overtime Across the Stars

I only wanted to slack off and retire, but then the retirement home blew up. I’m Lin Yan. After climbing to the top in the divine realm, I brought my AI secretary and world-ending demon dragon to Earth, where I planned to kick back and enjoy retirement. All I wanted was to drink milk tea, order takeout, and enjoy watching the rich get face-slapped. Then I picked up a rock, and my AI told me it was an [interstellar distress beacon]. I casually checked a utility meter and discovered my opponent had a [cross-dimensional plundering conglomerate] backing them. I wanted to keep a low profile, but then Earth’s authorities, ancient sects, and interstellar observers all came knocking. Now they’re fighting over a “key” in orbit around the moon, right outside my home. Watching an interstellar fleet trade blows with a Nine-Dragon Coffin, I set down my instant noodles and sighed. “Alita, activate the Ark. Xiao Hei, get ready to clear them out.” “Tell the whole universe, ” “Anyone who dares disturb my retirement again will have their civilization retire ahead of schedule.”