[The Three Kingdoms, but make it a glorious mess + pure entertainment + unhinged antics + comedy + marrying Lady Wu]
[The cast]
Liu Bei, courtesy name Dehua. The Three Kingdoms' top male singer and the boss of the Shu-Han Group.
Whenever he gets hit, he triggers the skill “I shall slit my throat and ascend to heaven.” Once this skill activates, he is invincible!
Cao Cao, courtesy name Yongzheng. The Three Kingdoms' top collector of other men's wives and owner of the famous Cao Family Rice Bowl chain. They say he was once emperor, then Consort Zhen Huan poisoned him to death.
Sun Quan, courtesy name Ten Thousand. The happiest man at the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, because every man in the empire wanted to become his stepfather. He's most afraid of people surnamed Zhang, and his least favorite number is eight hundred.
Zhuge Liang, courtesy name Liangping. They say he once got cursed out so badly in Handong Province that he was left covered in bumps. He's been honing his gift of the gab, and is currently competing with Ma Chao for the title of the Three Kingdoms' top trash-talker.
Lin Chong, courtesy name Daiyu. Drill instructor of the Imperial Guard's 800,000 troops, and strong enough to uproot a willow tree. They say he once had a couple's pairing with Tang Sanzang.
