[Urban Fantasy + Professional Edge-Pushing + Conceptual Powers + Supernatural Horror + Comedy + Goddesses + National Destiny + System + Sigma Male]
Female ghost: I'm locked up by this soul-lock. Can you open it?
Me: Sure! If you can pay, I can open any lock!
"Alipay received 20,000 yuan."
Me: Big sis, are you sure you're paying me to open a lock? Not to book a room?
Celestial Master: The golden dragon of national destiny has been locked up by foreigners. Can you open the lock?
Me: I'll do it! I have to! I'll stake my life on opening this lock on our national destiny!
Huaxia general: Thirty-eight countries have joined forces to attack us. Our soldiers are suffering heavy casualties! We can't hold the border much longer!
Me: Here are the missile and warship launch codes for the thirty-eight-nation coalition. When do you think you can unify the planet?
Old professor: Humanity's genetic lock means we can only retain so much knowledge. Human technology has reached its limits...
Me: There you go again! Come on, let me unlock that genetic lock for you first.
Trisolarans: We've locked down your technology with two protons. What are you going to do now to trigger a technological explosion?
Me: Hmph! I'll take those two protons. Go back where you came from! If I see you again, I'll turn you all into jerky.
Ruler of the Universe: Tighten the blockade around the Solar System! We can't let this ancient race get out. The Milky Way's power is too great.
Me: Hmph! Who do you think you are? Here's your lock back! I'll even give you another one. Let's see if you can open it!
Goddess: Can you unlock my heart?
Me: Sure! Not a chance! I'm a Sigma male!
