Reborn as Minghe, I Snatched Taishang Laojun from the Start

I, Minghe, a famous shut-in of the Primordial World, started with a sea of blood. Was I fated to end up as someone else's tool? No! I've awakened all the possible endings of the game Primordial World. This time, I call the shots! [Slay the Three Corpses to attain enlightenment? Not even a dog would choose that!] I'll start by snatching Laozi's foundation for enlightenment. The divine copper of Shouyang Mountain is mine! [The blood sea is filthy with karmic sin? I'll refine it into an unparalleled formation!] As long as the blood sea remains, Minghe cannot die! Whoever kills me will bear the karma of the entire blood sea! [Humanity is destined to prosper? I'll be their patron saint!] I'll teach humanity, establish the earthly path, scheme for the human path, and claim all the paths. I'll be the one moving the pieces! Dong Wang Gong commands the male immortals and throws his weight around? Minghe's “Three Questions” will shatter his Dao heart! Taiqing Laozi: “I just did a divination, and I have the strange feeling I've lost something... though it also feels like I haven't lost anything?” Houtu: “My brothers want the Witches to dominate the world, but he gave me a future where all living beings of the Primordial World can reincarnate.” Who says cunning can't beat brute strength? Who says a shut-in can't defy the heavens? In this life, I, Minghe, will not be a pawn of the Heavenly Dao. I'll make every divine being in the Myriad Worlds a piece on my board!